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  • #1
    Here's some advice. Stay Alive.

    by StayWithMe

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  • #2
    You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know.

    by StayWithMe

    213
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  • #3
    "You've got about as much charm as a dead slug"

    by Iluvgale

    87
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  • #4
    And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.

    by StayWithMe

    63
    votes
  • #5
    What is it sweetheart? More boy trouble?

    by StayWithMe

    45
    votes
  • #6
    Look at you, you just killed a place mat.

    by Koolk135

    40
    votes
  • #7
    Face the probability of your imminent death, and know that there's absolutely nothing I can do to help you.

    by HungerGamesluver

    32
    votes
  • #8
    All right, I’ll make a deal with you. You don’t interfere with my drinking, and I’ll stay sober enough to help you. -Haymitch

    by Iluvgale

    31
    votes
  • #9
    If for some reason you're clever enough to disable it, I'll authorize them to surgically implant this transmitter into your ear so that I may speak to you twenty-four hours a day.

    by StayWithMe

    20
    votes
  • #10
    Katniss, when you're in the arena... You just remember who the enemy is. That's all.

    by StayWithMe

    20
    votes
  • #11
    So at least half the victors have instructed their mentors to request you as an ally. I know it can't be your sunny personality.

    by StayWithMe

    18
    votes
  • #12
    First, you have to accept the fact of your inevitable death, then have a drink

    by Leumer

    17
    votes
  • #13
    Asked you to wake me without giving me pneumonia.

    by StayWithMe

    14
    votes
  • #14
    I'm with the Mockingjay.

    by StayWithMe

    13
    votes
  • #15
    You call that a kiss -H

    by HungerGamesluver

    9
    votes
  • #16
    You've got about as much charm as a dead slug

    by Iluvgale

    8
    votes
  • #17
    Not like this. He wanted it to be real.

    by StayWithMe

    7
    votes
  • #18
    "remember who the real enemy is"

    by Piggy45

    5
    votes
  • #19
    "Give me a chance to wake UP, sweetheart!

    by Epic Frosting

    5
    votes
  • #20
    Oh excellent. She's got a photo shoot next week modeling wedding dresses. What am I supposed to tell her stylist?

    by StayWithMe

    5
    votes
  • #21
    "here's the deal you stop interfering with my drinking and i'll stay sober enough to help you

    by Kaitlyn102398

    4
    votes
  • #22
    STAY ALIVE

    by Ck23838

    4
    votes
  • #23
    "Then the joke'son him."

    by Jokeeludish

    3
    votes
  • #24
    I can't believe you let me him out of your sight that night.

    by StayWithMe

    2
    votes
  • #25
    So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans. - Haymitch Abernathy

    by Izzyzekitty

    1
    vote
  • #26
    Here's some advice. Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know, deep in your heart, there's nothing I can do to save you.

    by PatrickSG

    1
    vote

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