Basically, I got bored and wrote a parody of fun.'s "We Are Young" about the Careers and Katniss. Enjoy!


Give me a second, I

I need to get my story straight

My allies were all sleeping

While that District 12 girl sealed my fate

My lover he is Cato and he’s

Trying to save my ass

Then Clove drags him away from where I am

My face loses mass and

I looked so pretty at the Interviews

But now it’s easy to forget

That between these Games, it’s such a shame, my face is starting to lose shape

I don’t think I can get it back

So if by the time

This is over

I’ve already fallen down

I’m not coming home


I’ve been stung

Done in by the girl on fire

Now she’ll burn brighter

While I’m done


I’ve been stung

My skin feels like it’s on fire

Green getting brighter

Than the sun


Now, I know that I’m not

The hero you’ve sought

I guess that, I

I just thought

Maybe I could find a way to win this thing

Tried to take down Rue

Didn’t have a clue

That she had someone to

Protect her ass


I have flung

A spear to make Rue retire

The girl on fire

She ain’t done


She has flung

An arrow right into my chest

No, I will not jest

I am done


Tried to kill Katniss, right?

Then Thresh joined in on the fight

Victory’s out of sight

My death just wasn’t right


The end is almost here

All I can do is run

So will someone come

And fight off these mutts tonight?

No death is ever right

I’m just a sack of meat

So will someone come

And please end my life tonight?



We have won

I’ve become the girl on fire

I am a fighter

I’m not done


We have won

But the battle has just begun

Now we must outrun

President Snow

So if by the time

This is over

Careers have fallen down

You know we’ll have won


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