• Fappy Catnip

    The Hunger Games (spoof)

    September 11, 2013 by Fappy Catnip

    I was a brave, strong and awesome girl.

    Until this “author” turned me into a childish and stupid girl.

    So, to prove that I’m still brave… …

    I won’t show up in the woods with Gale today. –feeling brave


    My name is Katniss Everdeen.

    My name is named after a plant also called katniss. Maybe my mum and dad can’t think of a perfect name so they named me after a flower.

    I live in District 12, nicknamed Seam. I don’t know the proper pronunciation for Seam, so I only called it District 12.

    Now I’m in the Hob, buying the tastiest soup in the world from Greasy Sae. While she is preparing my soup, I saw something that catches my eye.


    “SHINY.” I murmured.

    “How much is th... Wait a second. This is Madge Undersee’s pin!”

    “No it’s not.” Greasy Sae said.


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