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WELCOME TO THE NEVER ENDING HUNGER GAMES PARTY!
EVERYONE FROM THE HG WIKI IS INVITED!
ALSO TRIBUTES ARE WELCOME TOO! IF YOU COME YOUR TRIBUTES WILL COME TOO! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!! UNLESS YOU WANT THEM- uh never mind.
KATNISS AND MORE WILL BE THERE, INCLUDING SOME OTHER PEOPLE!
MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS TODAY!
Place of PARTY
It will be in my house.
There's going to be an indoor pool, an outdoor pool, a slide for the pools, well maybe a 100 slides for the pool. Also, a chocolate fountain, a vanilla fountain, a strawberry fountain, unlimited butterbeer, all kinds of foods, UNLIMITED BUFFET, UNLIMITED EVERYTHING A "PROFESSIONAL DJ". AND MORE. A DIVING BOARD, A WAVE POOL!!! even more to come, just need to find the list.
All those Hunger Games characters.
A few (maybe a thousand cheerleader girls)
OMG!!!!! I NEEDED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW! I AM SOOOOO BORED!!!!! THIS IS SOOOO BORING RIGHT NOW! Annie's party has ended a few YEARS ago and it's SOOOOOO BORING! AOWIEHFOIWEJFIOASHVOIASFVOINFiofhaoighaoihfaoiej SOMETHING NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NAO! Suddenly I get a phone call from one of my clients, Delly Cartwright.
"What is it now." I say darkly.
"WE'RE HAVING A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!" she replies.
"What does that concern me." I say.
"IT'S HAPPENING AT YOUR HOUSE!" she says.
"ARE YOU INSANE?" I say. "CANCEL IT RIGHT AWAY!"
"So sorry! I would, but then I sent the invitations right away!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fine. But my house can only hold that much-"
"Like about 31921351234012 people?"
"Fine. You win."
"You don't need a date!" she says.
What have I gotten myself into. Anyways, I send more invitations to people I know. She practically would only invite the screaming girls at her school and also all the office gang. Augh... this is going to be a boring. party.
I got sent an invitation earlier to a party from Ben. I open it and it says,
"Party at my house a few days from now. There will be butterbeer and all dat stuff. Dates recommended."
WHERE WILL I FIND A DATE OHRGIOWJEFOIAJWEOIRJAEOIFAJIOSEJFS Suddenly I get a phone call.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Hi, it's Glimmer. *slurp*"
"Oh hi Glimmer, what do you want."
"I want to take you as my date for Ben's party *licks tongue*."
Is Glimmer a cannibal or some sort? Anyways, I have no choice but to accept.
"Just don't eat me."
"Ok, Andrew *giggle*. See you...... soon *slurp*."
She hangs up. SHE'S A CANNIBAL!!!!! I WILL GET MY LEMON SPRAY AND SPRAY IT ALL OVER MY BODY BEFORE THE PARTY. SHE WILL NOT EAT ME.
Brianna Hunt (My tribute)
I was invited to Ben's PARTY!!! WOOOO!!! The party of the century!!! Only, who's going to be my date? Suddenly that hot guy KEWLBEN passes my house. I hope he's invited to Ben's party. I jump out of my house and hop in front of KEWLBEN.
"Hi KEWLBEN! Were you invited to Ben's party?"
He responds, "I DON'T EVEN HAVE LE PARTY!"
"NOT YOU! BEN DA HEAVY ROTATION GUY!"
"Oh yes I was."
"Can I have you as a.... date?"
"NO!!!!" he responds.
I stamp my foot on the ground.
"Hmm, it wasn't as strong. Only made about 20 huge cracks in the ground."
"OK OK OK OK OK OK I'LL AOFHAOIUSFAOS BE YOUR DATE!"
"Great! Thank you!"
I finally had a date. It's like a prom. Yush.
Hmm.. I don't know who to invite. Not a pedo, not a little screamy boy. Suddenly my phone rings.
"NA NA NA NA NA NA ELECTRIC NA NA NA NA NA NA ELECTRIC NANANANANANANA E-E-E-ELECTRIC SHOCK"
I know that ringtone. IT'S THE OBNOXIOUS BEETEE.
"WHAT IS IT BEETEE."
"Oh hai Cloveh.... can you be my date in the party....."
"WHY WOULD I BE GOING TO A SPECIAL PARTY WITH A PEDO WHO TALKS ABOUT NUTS AND VOLTS! I REJECT!"
I hang up the phone. Just then, my phone rings again.
"RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH!!! ROMAN ROMAN MAN! GAYGAR OOH NICE CAR! APPLE JUICE FROM FRANCE!"
"WHAT IS IT CATO."
"Um, Oblivion, I send a message concerning-"
"NO! I AM NOT INVITING AN EDWARD TO THE PARTY! SAYONARA!!"
"But, wait your taxes-"
Gosh, what is with these people.
My phone rings again.
"When I walk out the shop
This is what I see
Katniss everdeen is a looking at me
I got a loaf in my hand and I aint afraid to throw it throw it throw it.
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT."
I open my phone and hang up on him. Later, I text saying,
"REJECTED. BRING KATNISS INSTEAD."
Finally, the ringtone that Marvel has rings.
"HATE YOU EHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHEHEHEH I'M FINE LIVING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!"
I smash my phone and throw it out into the street. Later, it blows up.
Just then I realize something.
My taxes are due.
"Oh hi Peeta!!!!!!!"
"Oh hello Leslie."
"BRING ME TO BEN'S PARTAY! RIGHT NAO!"
"Sorry, I'm taking Rainfacestar."
"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? YOU'RE TAKING THAT GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes I am."
"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT"
"phone hangs up"
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG PEETA THAT LIAR!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
I go back to eating noodles.
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
I spend all day trying to get my tongue off an iceberg.
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
"RING DING DONG RING DING DONG RING DIGGY DING"
"HELLO MY FELLOW ROCKER!!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK ON AT BEN'S PARTY."
"SHUR. OU CA BE WE YAT."
(Sure. You can be my date.)
"LET'S BOOGIE DOWN!!!"
NYA I FEEL SO EMBARASSED!!! I just talked to him and he doesn't understand a word I say! Argh. I go back to trying to get my tongue off this iceberg.
NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA
I've given GREAT dating advice to everyone. For example, I told Glimmer to act like a cannibal in front of Mysim, I told Brianna to try and kill KEWLBEN, I told Livi to reject everyone, and I AM ON A ROLL! No literally, I'm in a ten foot peanut butter sandwich right now. Just then I get a phone call from Beetee19. That dude.
"Hi Foxface. I want to invite you to Ben's party."
"Sure, you're extra fruitilicious."
What am I saying?
"What?" he replies.
"I mean, I'm going to kill you if you-"
"WHAT?" he says.
"I reject!" I say.
"Oh, if that's how you want-"
"WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GO WITH YOU!"
"Please insert another 50 cents."