Did you know that I can create a NORMAL hunger games? Did you know that doggie! No? DUMB DOGGIE! GO BACK TO THE KENNEL or the pound or whatever!!!! Anyways!
MY FIRST NORMAL HUNGER GAMES! NO FANCY TWISTS OR BING BANGS OR BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDAS!
Except for the feast :D
MY PRISONERS (er I mean tributes :P)
I'M TOO LAZY TO CREATE A TABLE!!!!!!!!!
OK YOU CAN GET 4 TRIBUTES NOW! CAUSE I'M SO IMPATIENT!!!!! RAWR!
FINALLY I GOT ALL THE TRIBUTES!
REAPINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I don't know why I put this here, but MEOW!) FINALLY!
District 1- Sparkle Rose
I wake up! YAY IT'S THE START OF A BRAND NEW DAY......wait........today's the reaping day. I come downstairs to see my friends waiting for me. We eat breakfast and my friend Gold keeps on making jokes that makes me want to SPIT! MY! FOOD! OUT!!! BWEAGH! Like this. My friend Bella keeps on saying,
"How old is your younger brother?"
And then he would say,
My other friend Jewel keeps trying to get out, but then Gold throws a pencil at her and leaps out of his chair and tackles her. I'm like,
Immediate response? A huge SLAP in the FACE! Then we get into this big cat fight where we throw food everywhere. The eggs landed on my friend Crystal's flowing hair, and she's like,
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
She responds with syrup in Bella's hair. Soon I'm covered in butter and milk. BLECH. My mother comes in and says,
"GOD THIS IS A HUGE MESS CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW! WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE REAPINGS!"
I groan. I HATE the reapings. These poor little kids getting killed. Anyways, I get my sparkly dress out and we head to the reaping area. On the way there, Gold is acting VERY strange. He's like,
"TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT, MMMMMMMMMMMM!"
He says that a BILLION. TIMES. I'm being annoyed all the way to the square. Finally we get to the square and we settle in. I end up next to Crystal and Jewel. Bella's twenty seven people away from me. The escort comes and he starts reading LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I was just singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and daydreaming when a voice calls out to me.
"SPARKLE ROSE, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN. I SAID THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, GET ON STAGE NOW!"
My bubble pops out. I run to the stage. I smile at everyone and start doing a merry jig! The escort just continues. She picks the boy name.
A 16 year old boy runs out from the crowd. No volunteers.
We shake hands and go into the Justice Building. As we walk in, I hear the words,
I wake up with my sister hanging over me. She's dressed in her best dress and screaming,
"IT'S REAPING DAY IT'S REAPING DAY! YAY! YAY!!! I'M GOING TO VOLUNTEER THIS YEAR!"
That's what she's been doing EACH year. But some other girl always takes her place. She's singing,
"REAPING DAY! REAPING DAY! REAPING DAY! YAY!!!!"
She treats reaping day like a holiday. A NATIONAL holiday. An INTERNATIONAL holiday. Is there even anything other than Panem? No. I don't think so. Anyways, I eat breakfast. The reapings aren't until 4:00, but Kaitlin my sister is like,
"HURRY UP HURRY UP WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE!!!!!!"
It's 7:30. I decide to go back to sleep.
I wake up to find cold water all over my body.
"OMG KALEB YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US LATE!"
It's 2:30. Time to get moving..... but first to change out of my damp, I mean DRENCHED clothes.
Later at the reaping blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Dark Days blah blah blah blah Hunger blah blah blah blah escort blah blah blah blah blah.
A 12 year old girl steps out from the 12 year old crowd. I've seen her in school before. She's the one that constanly gets bullied and is already abused badly at home. I look backwards. Her parents are crying. Just then a cluster of girls run up and tries to volunteer. just then Kaitlin pushes them aside.
"I FREAKING VOLUNTEER!"
The other girls are knocked out on the ground.
Who's Kaleb Brooke? Who's he?
Oh wait that's me. I walk up. No volunteers.......
District 3- Kevin Potter
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan oh wait this girl Sherli Dewl got reaped whatever! nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan oh I got reaped "walks on stage" YAY LOOK AT ME!
BLEH THE TRAINING SCORES WILL BE OUT SOON!
Ryan Hilford- 9
Sparkle Rose- 8
Kaitlin Brooke- 10
Kaleb Brooke- 7
Sherli Dewl- 1
Kevin Potter- 5
Penny Fly- 9
Simon Trent- 10
Ellacey Brown- 4
Oparnler Parker- 6
Anno Johnsteen- 2
Delphinum Ross- 4
Lila Woods- 7
Hawk Star- 8
Len Kagamine- 7
Rin Kagamine- 9
Darlene Jobes- 8
Harris Jon- 7
Gnawland Brewster- 5
Cia Mye- 7
Shark Waters- 6
Ally Reef- 8
Flaire Fireblaze- 8
DAY 1!!!!!!!!!!!! -soon coming to theaters near you!
BYE BYE STYLISTS IM GOING INTO THE BIG WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The metal tube slides under me. I'm lifted up. The arena just captivates me. It's beautiful. A picturesque lake, with blooming wildflowers, and butterflies flying everywhere. I look around. Looks like all the other tributes are doing something weird. The girl from 9, I believe is spinning around in circles. The girl from 8 is controlling the butterflies while saying this chant. The boy from 2 is tapdancing. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*!!! What was the cannon for. I notice that one of the tributes are gone. Guess like one is dead. *GONG*
By the time the gong rings, I'm still mesmerized by the PRETTY COLORS!!!!!!!!! Looks like the girl from 12 and 8 have gotten to the Cornucopia. They get the good stuff and run before most of the other tributes get off their plates. The boy from 8 also must have been alert. he already got 2 packs and is making a run for it. He's descending down to the beautiful hill. I get a pack and spear the D6 girl before running off.
Already I have gotten to the Cornucopia. The girl from 10 gets the same packs as I do. I'm yelling,
Before the D1 boy spears her.
I get the pack and find an axe. I can kill ANYONE!!!!!!! I axe the D9 boy while I smother the D7 boy in knives. The boy from 6 isn't so lucky, he runs into my axe before he can stop. The D12 boy actually makes a kill, he stabs the D11 girl and the D3 boy. I kill him, seeing him as a threat.
AND NOW A MOMENT WITH THE D5 BOY GETTING KILLED BY THE D7 GIRL!!!!!!!!
I got a pack, but the D5 boy is suffocating me, threating to kill me if I didn't know where is his "SWEETIE PIE" is. I don't hesitate to get my knife I got and stab him in the heart before he falls. The D9 girl stabs the D5 boy, only finding he's dead. The girl from 4 kills her before she can even wink an eye. I get out of there.
WHERE'S MY SWEETIE WHERE'S MY SWEETIE WHERE'S MY SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HE????????/ OMG!!!!!!!!! IS HE DEAD!!!!!!!!! HE CANNOT BE DEAD!!!! (gets bow and arrow) (SHOOTS IT RANDOMLY) BWA!!!!!!!!!! :'(
The bloodbath was kinda fun because I wasn't part of it. I got two packs holding pretty valuable things. Len didn't really get that much. He got two small packs. I check my two packs. A sleeping bag. Two gallons of water that IS FULL TO THE BRIM. Some fever pills. Ten apples. Burn medicine. A bow and 12 arrows. An axe. Two loaves of bread. I check the next pack. I got four bottles of water in there. Ten strips of beef jerky. Matches. Two knives. Some kind of leaves. I also got two crackers. Some rolls. And finally, another gallon of water. No wonder Len came to help me. Len only got some water, beef, crackers, some plastic, and pears.... Lucky we found each other. I finally come to a lake with Len. It's fed with hot spring water. Thank.
The anthem totally BLARED in Rin and my ears before we could react. I look up in the sky. The deaths are starting to come. First comes the boy and girl from 3. Then the boy from 5. Both from 6. The boy from 7. Both from 9. The girls from 10 and 11. Finally the boy from 12. The anthem blares out again and then it goes black.
24th: Sherli Dewl
23rd: Anno Johnsteen
22nd: Cia Mye
21st: Harris Jon
20th: Hawk Star
19th: Delphinium Ross
18th: Ally Reef
17th: Kevin Potter
16th: Flame Fireblaze
15th: Oparnler Parker
14th: Darlene Jobes
Day 2- May the odds be ever in your NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!!!!!!
It's raining. The raindrops are pink, while my teardrops are blue. Oparnler's dead. Whoever killed him, I will hunt her/him down until I kill him/her!!!!!!!!!
These careers are the WORST careers ever. All they're doing is toasting marshmallows while singing some kind of campfire song. The D4 pair are- UGH, making out in the tent we got at the Cornucopia. I knew I should have pushed it aside. The D1 girl is singing,
"Puff, the magic dragon!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile I can hear kissing from the tent. I peer inside. BWEAGH!!!!!! I quickly cover my eyes. Even for a tough girl like me, THIS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if anyone from the Capitol is screaming too.
I met the D5 girl just earlier. She's heartbroken, just like I am. We both lost our district partners. We decide to team up. I know who killed her district partner, it's a girl, but not sure what district. Maybe from 7 or 12. If it was from 9, that girl's already dead. We're going to form an alliance for now.
I end up allying with the D7 girl and the D10 boy after that marshmallow incident.
I'm walking through the woods. I see the Careers. Not much of a group, singing like there's no tomorrow. Just then a marshmallow hits me and it makes a splat.
Their names are Lila Woods and Gnawland Brewster. I bet it'll be a good time.
I wake up. Sunlight is streaming all over my face. I see Rin right next to me, still asleep. We ended up sleeping face to face. I try getting out, but I must have tightened it too much. I try and find the chord, but it's no use. I'm strapped in here with Rin. I make use of the time and hug Rin *owch the tightened chord makes it hard to move* all the way until she wakes up. I say good morning to her and she hugs me back. We're locked in the hug for at least a minute or so before she says,
"Come on, Len, let's sort out our supplies."
Getting out isn't easy. We end up in about 20 awkward, 10 uncomfortable, and 5 down right gross positions before we even get out.
- Note to self. Loosen sleeping bag before sleeping.
Ok, we finally got out of the sleeping bag.
As I'm singing, the D2 girl keeps on shouting remarks to me.
"She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes!"
'GOD THERE'S NOT EVEN A MOUNTAIN ANYWHERE!!!!'
"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes!"
'YOU'RE SOOOOO RACIST!!!!'
"We'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes"
'SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!'
I keep quiet. The D2 girl is such a fun sponge.
"FUN SPONGE!!!" I yell to her.
We're moving cautiously. I can feel the prescence of someone else, and it's neither of us. Flaire's getting a bit nervous, and Gnawland is getting so irritable. I just watch my ground and look around. No one there, or is there someone. Just the a twig breaks. There's no twigs where we are. I get my knife in the direction of the twig breaker and throw it before running away. Snap! Snap! They must know we're here! I get my other throwing knife. I throw it. Snap! Snap! Someone IS following us! I throw my other throwing knife. Snap! Snap! Quickly, I throw it. I hear a thump before I make a run for it.
Now I'll just leave you hanging on that part!!!!!!!!!! THE BOLD POV!!!!!! >:D!!!!!!!! Now turning to a rubber ducky performace by the D8 tribute, Rin Kagamine!!!!!!!
I look at the ducks in the pond I found. I speak to them. They start hopping up. Then I say something else to them. They start quacking!!!!!! Then I remember a realistic fiction thing I heard in DIstrict 8.
There is no Team Edward or Team Jacob. There is no Team Peeta or Team Gale. There is only Team Rocket.
That's the greatest quote ever.
Just then I hear,
"Then they waddled away, waddle waddle, then they waddled away"
God that D2 girl is such a PERVERT!! She looked into our momemt of love!! Oh, sorry Simon I didn't mean to hurt you or anything. *kiss* *Smooch*
I got a piece of chalk! Yay!!! (Draws hopscotch square) I need a rock!
I NEED A ROCK! GIVE ME A, oh here it is.
(throws pebble on ground)
One, two, three, four, five, skip six, seven, eight, nine!
Back, one, two three, four, five, six OMG I'M DOING IT WRONG!!
Maybe I should play jump rope.
(gets rope that is supposed to be used for snares)
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!
Just then my sister swoops down on me.
"YOU BRAT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR SNARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I hand the rope to her. Now I'm bored :(
Shark was hit by a knife. He said,
"The girl from 7, I knew it! She killed your district partner!!!!!"
"DON'T GO!!!" I yell.
"Promise me you'll brush your teeth every day!!!"
"Promise me you'll comb your hair!"
"I promise Shark! Now just shut up and die!"
I let go of his hand. A minute later, the hovercraft comes and picks up Shark.
I swear to myself that I'll kill that girl from 7.
It's night. The anthem blares out and then the boy from 11 appears on the screen. I don't know how he died, but it means one less tribute to face. Me and Rin go into the sleeping bag. Not before we find the little cave. To find shelter, in case it rains, we go into the cave. After a few minutes of scuffling, we fall asleep. I end up embracing Rin while we sleep.
13th- Shark Waters
Recap of Day 1: Today there was one death. The day started with the Careers being bored. Then Shark died. Then blah blah blah. More yakkity yak, then night.
DAY 3!!!!!!! I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN!!!!!!! (In two days XD)
I woke up. I found Len and myself stuck in the most awkward position ever. I get out and sort through my supplies. We haven't eaten that much, I'm much more skinny than usual. Outside, it's still sunny. The lake is far from our cave, but there's a river flowing by. I get into the river and let the dirt that I got fade out.
I wake up. Robot. Robot. ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a robot for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!! I DO. NOT. HAVE. A. ROBOT!!!!!! I NEED ONE DOLLA! ONE DOLLA!!!! ONE DOLLA!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! I FREAKING NEED ONE DOLLA!!!!!!
The snooty girl from 1 is screaming out Robot and One Dolla. I decide to leave her alone. She's not my target. My target is the girl from 7. She killed both of my partners. I want to take her life now. Why is it every year it's almost a FREAKING forest! I HAVE ALLERGIES!!!!!!!
I feel bad that I killed two people so far. But what do I do? Live with it. LIVE WITH IT. LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I might have overreacted a bit. BUT I MUST LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!
Nothing is going right. Butterflies are trying to kiss me on my ARM, while fireflies are dropping dead around me. It must be the way I smell............
After I'm finished with everything, I become bored. I decide to play a sneaky and clever trick on my brother that my friend Miku used to do to him. He's still sleeping. As I put my last touches to my trick, I giggle. I put his clothes in a tall tree. He won't maybe get it there.
We're having a campfire again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAMB! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB THAT FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
I notice the D2 girl is the only one who isn't participating. She's combing the woods for victims. ANOTHER SONG!!!!
"OLD MC-DONALD HAD A FARM! E-I-E-I-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sharp coldness wakes me up. Rin's hanging by me. She says.
"Good morning Len! It's 3:30! I got a watch as a sponsor gift!"
"The dark one or the sunny one"
"THE SUNNY ONE! DURR! GET UP GET UP GET UP!"
I realize the trick that Rin had in store for me too late. I'm totally cold.
"I KNEW THAT MIKU WAS A BAD INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She started skipping around and sings the Got Ya song. I find my clothes in a tree. A HIGH TREE.
"ARGH YOU KNOW I CAN'T CLIMB TREES!!!!!"
"You have to get it anyway!!!!! :P!!!!"
I climb the tree, but it hurts. Rin must have chosen a tree with a sharp bark. If all I'm wearing is undershorts, this will be painful......... FINALLY I GET MY CLOTHES AND CLIMB DOWN THE TREE. I rush back to the cave and change into the clothes. I slump back into the sleeping bag.
Night falls. The anthem falls. No deaths........ After the anthem, I get the OTHER sleeping bag and sleep right next to Rin.
Recap of Day 3: First blah blah blah blah blah blah then blah blah blah blah blah then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. The end.
DAY 4!!!!!!! This Sunday!
Oh yea yea yea this is getting cool cool cool wait for tomorrow! *starts singing Tomorrow from Annie*
Nothing's going my way. I'm soaking wet (ok ok it was a bad decision to go into that pond) I have no firestarters (Ok ok I shouldn't have thrown that away) and no lovey dovey (Sad). I will cry until I DIE.
This is the worst Hunger Games ever. The Careers suck. They are the worst careers ever. They keep on singing hot dog songs! I will strangle them if I get the chance.
Night falls. No deaths. NO DEATHS. NO EXCITEMENT.
Recap of Day 4: Nothing happened.
DAY 5! FINAL DAY!
I'm looking at the sky. It's cloudy. Wonder what's happening. Suddenly rain comes. It's not water. It's LAVA. I hear a cannon. Then Sparkle gets hit. Two cannons.
Suddenly the rain stops.
A feast? It must mean the final day. OMG THAT MENAS I AM GOING TO WIN!! HELL YEA!!!
I'm at the feast. It's chaos. The D2 girl just hit the D4 boy with a hammer. Ouch. The D1 boy kills the girl from 12 with a spear. Suddenly there's a rustling behind me. The D5 girl is behind me.
"I'm going to avenge Oparnler and Shark's death if it's the last thing I do."
She hits me with a rock and I fall to the ground.
OMG OMG OMG A BLACK WIDOW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF OMG IT BIT ME AHHHHH *BOOM*
I'm acting like a wild animal. I cut up the D2 boy while slashing the D1 boy to pieces. The D4 girl kills the D8 girl, but then the D8 boy kills her off. We circle around before I finally rush forward and kill the D8 boy with my last spear. The trumpets blare and I WIN, but life won't be the same without Oparnler....
CONGRATS TO ELLACEY BROWN, OUR WINNER OF THE 1ST HUNGER GAMES!
and one more thing.
12th- Gnawland Brewster
11th- Sparkle Rose
10th- Simon Trent
9th- Flaire Fireblaze
8th- Lila Woods
7th- Kaitlin Brooke
6th- Kaleb Brooke
5th- Ryan Hilford
4th- Rin Kagamine
3rd- Penny Fly
2nd- Len Kagamine
1st- ELLACEY BROWN!!!