Principal[]
Me! Of course who's the creator of the school?
Teachers[]
5 teachers in all. Enter today!
Teacher 1: Mr. Kwankwan
Teacher 2: Ms. Everdeen
Teacher 3: Mr. Nate *hospital
Teacher 4: Ms. Tris
Teacher 5: Mr. Movie
Survival Teachers......er nvm SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS!!!!!!!![]
Teacher 1: Ms. Leslie
Teacher 2: Ms. Anneliese *Substitute
Teacher 3: Ms. Quinn
Teacher 4: Mr. Brony
Teacher 5: Mrs. Edge
Recess Monitors[]
Monitor 1: Ms. Anna
Monitor 2: Ms. Necterine
I JUST REALIZED THAT I NEED THREE MUSIC TEACHERS!!!! YOU MUST BE A TEACHER OR A SUBSTITUTE![]
Choir: Ms. Anneliese
Band: Ms. Quinn
Strings: Mr. Kwankwan
Students[]
8 students need to be enrolled!
1. Silver Crescent
2. Mason Arce
3. Jenna Maim
4. Courtney Winn
5. Summer Liu
6. Crystal Glow
7. Ellexieve Bloom
8. Wood Green
9. Dynama
10. Raile Rouge
11. Sally Satin
12. Kente Nole
13. Ian Volt
14. Shana Buzz
15. Osment Pace
16. Amber Pike
17. Starry Night
18. Breeze Moon
19. Excel Rose
20. Bascule De Fey
21. Cariettum Downstreet
22. Brendan Downstreet
23. Oparnler Park
24. Ellacey Brown
25. Noelle Viginous
26. Fredora Inp
27. Jason Noel
28. Puhnk Pink
29. Kiera Mellis
30. Karo Mellis
31. Johnny Rez
32. Caty Lobb
33. Harris Jon
34. Kathrina Loula
35. Kevin Potter
36. Darlene Jobes
37. Quinneh Fabray
38. Catcher Hawk
39. Revelynn Tinder
40. Jadynette Olive
41: Wilden Criss
42. Armnia Mackenia
43. Austin Gerjanjer
44. Poppy Tepelis
45. Avery Fiddleness
46. Herflex Nome
47. Taytum Mason
48. Ethan Mason
49. Shania Deary
50. Jennette Brich
51: Tod Omack
52. Shine Bright
53. Holly Honey
54. Teddy Pine
55. Tessa Pine
56. Everest Sateer
57. Jupiter Dorthog
58. Anna Grenwism
59. Winter Grakinney
60. Lilac Coalburner
{C}61. Sparkle Rose
62. Ryan Hilford
63. Michael Vermas
64. Jilly Markes
65. Aran
66. Laura
67. Brom
68. Meg
69. Leslie Love
70. Missy
71. Scarlet
72. Violet
73. Jack
74. Silver Copley
75. Aquamarine Summerton
76. Aquila Melina
77. Blade Johnson
78. Bliss Creme
79. Dondo Grouge
80. Gregory Krylov
81. Matthew Shermald
82. Miley Gold
83. October Fest
84. Ronda Grouge
85. Sam Jones
86. Spring Howards
87. Summer Fest
88. Syr Wrath
89. Yuri Ling
90. Dare Ward
91. Trina Smith
92. Daniel Swords
93. Emma Death
94. Gauge Down
95. Destiny Bow
96. Blue West
97. Aqua Sea
98. River Blue
99. Cytosine Johnson
100. Adenine Boulvie
101. Down Smith
102. Mike Wear
102. Dallas Tinsle
103. Aria Fins
104. Fall Sky
105. Krystal Glass
106. Shine Bright
107. Waverly Mei
108. Autumn Jong
109. Leena Fresner
110. Radiant Criss
111. Lyra Sea
112. Ethan Gold
113. Sakura Flynn
114. Lorilei Beam
115. Avis Corn
116. Courtney Thorna
117. Nathan Shibuya
118. Red Hood
119. Charlotte Russo
120. Thomas Edgewoord
121. Minerva Glass
122. Kyle Chester
123. Yuki Cross
124. Zero Kiryu
125. Kimura Takeya
126. Miwako Sato
127. Sunny Lee
128. Ichiro Maku
129. Mouri Dei
130. Mizuki Dei
131. Lex Cross
132. Jade Lyre
133. Jasper Conner
134. Merit Parker
135. Hayden Shakesheave
136. Gail Rue
137. Sage William
138. Chandi Star
139. Kiler Diamond
140. Kietha Wood
141. Carson Cost
142. Shannon Cost
143. Archer Shade
144. Fauna Shade
145. Logan Blue
146. Misty Blue
147. Rick Jones
148. Cathy James
149. Gerrit Khone
150. Glade Frost
School[]
Welcome to Teitan Hunger School! This is the school where students learn all the subjects but P.E. is actaully survival. Up to 150 students can be enrolled.
Rules(Later will be finished.)[]
1. No animals permitted inside the grounds. Only authorized animals are allowed.
2. No killing without permission. And you can only kill training robots.
3. No going out of school without permission.
4. You must wear uniform.
Classes[]
Ok, it will be like you go to different classes. Like Class 1, Class 2
etc.
OPENING DAY!!!!!!![]
Noelle Viginous[]
OMG I'M GOING TO THE NEW SCHOOL!!!! YEA YEA YEA YEA!!!! 150 people will be there. Hope Fredora isn't one of them. This uniform is ridiculous. A white polo shirt with a yellow ribbon on it, a yellow skirt, and yellow socks and shoes. We also might have to wear a tie and a vest. I get to the school. I don't see Fredora, but I see about 100 students. OMG THERE'S ELLACEY DATING WITH OPARNLER! How cute!! Just then a car pulls up. NO NO NO NO FREDORA CAME OUT!!!!!OMG I'M GONNA DIE!! I look at the clasees. Oh well at least he's not in either one of my classes. Then I find out it's a boarding school. THE ONE THING I HATE ARE BOARDING SCHOOLS.
Day[]
Welcome to Teitan Boarding School! Please drop off your luggage in the compartment.
Holly was the first to get there. Her long pigtails are bouncing into the air.
Now go to your assigned classroom.
Students walk into the main building. THE MASCOT IS A TRACKER JACKER.
Ellacey and Oparnler don't seem to be paying attention. They're right now flirting on the first floor.
"Excuse me, please go to the second floor. AND NO DATING!" Ms. Anna yelled.
Ellacey said, "Fine."
People are being called up.
"These are your class schedules."
Soon everyone was at their classrooms.
Ms. Everdeen's Class[]
"Good morning class!"
"Good morning Ms. Everdeen!!!" the class yelled.
"Now let's start the day. The guy with the yellow shirt put the green hat away. ATTENDANCE!"
Ok, first...Aran!
"Here!"
....................Rose Jones!
"Here, but can you make the roon totally pink, because I only like pink, every other color is drab."
"I'd rather have it the same way it is right now."
....................Jason Noels!
"Thank you, but you can call me G-MAN!"
"No, I would like to call you Jason."
"G-MAN!"
"Jason, please be quiet."
"BUT MY NAME IS G-MAN!!!!"
"Jason dont make me send you to the principal because I don't want to send people to the principals."
"IF YOU CALL ME G-MAN EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT!"
"Jason! Please be quiet. This is your last. WARNING.
"MY NAME IS G-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry, but you're going to the principal's."
Jason was dragged out of the room by security robots.
"NOOOOOOO BUT MY NAME IS G..............."
"That's better."
.....................Puhnk pink!
Puhnk was too busy talking to Rose about pink.
"Puhnk Pink?"
"Oh, here."
.........Finally, Noelle Viginous!
Noelle said here with pleasure.
'She's in our class?" Leslie Love asked.
"Yes she is."
"OMG NOELLE IT'S BEEN AGES!!!"
"Who are you. I don't know you."
"You don't remember? It's me, Leslie!"
"I don't know you."
"I was the girl at the supermarket!"
"Oh, you mean the one who tripped over the aisle and tipped over the entire grocery store?"
Leslie buried her face in her coat. Everyone was laughing.
"Let's start the day! Let's play an icebreaker! Think of an animal or an adjective that starts with your name!"
Destiny Bow immediatly raised her hand.
"Yes Destiny?"
"Destiny the Dog?"
"Very good!"
Eventually everyone got to know each other.
"Ms. Everdeen?" Courtney Thorna said.
"Yes Courtney?"
"Aren't we going to learn something? Like math?
"Oh, Courtney, it's the first day! WE don't do anything but do fun activities!"
Mr. Kwankwan[]
Meanwhile in Mr Kwankwan's class it wasn't going well.
"Hello students, I expect everyone to be behaved. Now the textbooks are in your desks, take out the math textbook and do page 1, all of the problems. 1-100. No need for talking."
"Mr. Kwankwan?" Quinneh Fabray asked.
"Yes Quinneh?"
"This is the first day, aren't we going to do something fun?"
"Students come to school to learn, not to play. Get started!"
Mr. Kwankwan walked throughout the room.
"Oparnler and Ellacey, no talking. Silver, no jewelry in the classroom. Give it to me."
Silver Copley looked up. "This ring is the last and only memory of my dead father!"
"Give. It. To. Me. NOW!"
Silver cried. 'NO!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Kwankwan got the ring, took it to his desk, got a textbook, smashed the ring, and threw it in the fire near his desk. It was gone. Silver cried in her textbook.
"Silver, stop crying and get to work now. STOP CRYING RIGHT THIS MINUTE."
Silver nodded with sorrow on her face and watery eyes. She stopped her sobbing but still sniffled.
Osment Pace whispered to Shannon Cost.
"He's really mean, isn't he."
"Yea, he is, he threw away Silver's last memory of her dead father." They looked at Silver who was still hysterically sobbing. Suddenly Mr. Kwankwan got a stick and started thrashing Silver on the back. She started screaming. Mr. Kwankwan stopped after 5 lashes.
"Do you want to get hurt?"
In a barely audible whisper, she said no.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
She said it louder with a lump in her throat. "N-n-n-n-o...."
"Then stop crying and get back to work."
All the other students were horrified.
"You think we should tell the principal?" Osment said.
"No, it might be legal." Shannon said.
'YOU TWO, STOP TALKING AND GET TO WORK."
Shannon and Osment trembled, ok...........
When the bell finally rang, all the students ran out the classroom. Except for Silver. When Mr. Kwankwan was away, she took the stick, washed the fire away, and poked at the tiny coals. Shannon and Osment noticed this. Shannon said, "Are you ok, Silver?"
Silver whispered, "I guess..."
"Why was that ring important to you?"
Silver started, but her voice was barely audible. "It was the only remaining memento of my father. He died in a factory accident, and all the photos were destroyed in a house fire. The ring was the only piece left of him. And then the the teacher............he.......he........." Silver starts sobbing.
"It's ok, who's your next teacher?"
"M-m-m-m-s. Everd-d-deen....
"She's nice, don't worry.
Then Shannon noticed Mr. Kwankwan drinking LOTS AND LOTS OF COFFEE AND GNAWING AT THE STICK.
"Ah, that's better. I'm always cranky in the morning when I don't have my coffee." Mr. Kwankwan said.
Shannon noted to Silver, "Don't worry, he won't be angry tommorrow. He has a coffee addiction!!!!"
Mr Nate actually Mrs. Annie!!!!!!!! (Cause Mr. Nate is in the hospital NO OFFENSE!!!!)[]
The day starts with Mrs. Annie.
Holly Honey asked, "Where's Mr. Nate?"
Mrs. Annie was like, "Oh yea he's in the hospital nearly dying yea yea yea. I'LL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TODAY! NOW LET'S START WITH A FIREWHISKEY LESSON!"
Carrietum Downstreet shuddered. "Aren't we under age limit?"
Mrs. Annie replied, "FIREWHISKEY IS EVEN FOR BABIES!!!!! SO LET'S START THE LESSON! MASON START PASSING OUT THE FIREWHISKEY BOTTLES!!!"
Mason Arce shakily stood up." Do we have to?" he asked.
Ms. Annie screamed, "EITHER THAT OR BUTTERBEER! OH WAIT WE'RE DOING BOTH OF THEM TODAY! WHICH ONE FIRST? BUTTERBEER OR FIREWHISKEY! OR YOU CAN GO OUT AND PLAY I DON'T CARE!"
Everyone voted "Go out and play".
Ms. Anneliese yelled, "OKAY! GO OUT AND BE FREE! GO OUT UNTIL THE BELL RINGS AND EVERYONE COMES SCURRYING LIKE SQUIRRELS! I LOVE SQUIRRELS! DID I MENTION SQUIRRELS?"
Jadynette Olive started screaming, "THE WORLD IS MINE!!!! ALL OF YOU RUN LIKE LITTLE SQUIRRELS BEFORE I DESTROY YOU AND THE WORLD WILL BE MY PLAYGROUND!"
Recess monitor Ms. Necterine said to Jadynette, "I'm not sure you're ready for the world eyt, you don't even know how to handle this little playground here."
Jadynette yelled, "SEEE!!!!!!!! I CAN PLAY HOPSCOTCH!"
Shania was already playing hopscotch with Glade. Jadynette pushed them out of the way.
Shania said "OW!"
Jadynette played hopscotch backwards and without the stone. She did it COMPLETELY WRONG.
"SEE! I DID IT!"
Ms. Necterine said, "You did it backwards...."
Jadynette screamed, "I CAN DO JUMP ROPE!"
She ran all the way to Ethan, Teddy, and Kathrina, who were playing jump-rope. Kathrina was getting ready to jump in and Ethan and Teddy were twirling the rope!
"OUT OF MY WAY YOU LITTLE ANTS!" Jadynette screamed."STOP THE ROPE!" She went in. The rope twirled. She didn't even jump. It hit her leg.
"OWWIE!!!!! YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES! YOU MADE ME GET A BOO BOO! WHEN I RULE THE WORLD I WILL SQUISH YOU WITH MY LITTLE FOOT!" Jadynette screamed.
Ms. Necterine said, "Can you play anything?"
Jadynette said, "I CAN DO ANYTHING! I CAN HULA HOOP!"
She ran to the hula hoops. She got a hula hoop. She held it and started twirling around.
Ms Necterine muttered, "It's hopeless with this girl."
Ms. Tris[]
When the students walked in Ms. Tris's class, there was loud pounding music.
"Agh it's so loud in here!!!! I can't hear anything!" said Summer.
Ms. Tris was there. Except she was wearing a really short dress and VERY high heels. She was dancing to Lalala by Auburn.
Brendan yelled, "ARE YOU SURE THIS IS APPROPIATE?"
Ms. Tris then ripped her dress off and revealed a bikini with little burgers embroided on it.
"LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!!" she said. "SIT DOWN!"
Ms. Tris puts on the MV for "Sexy And I Know It".
Everyone throws up at the first "IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT"
Next, Summer, Brendan, Autumn, Sally, Raile, Yuri, Waverly, and Bliss pass out at the "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" Part.
At the end, everyone has at least threw up 5 times.
Next was the Baby music video. Half of the class passed out.
Last was the Friday music video. After that, only 2 people remained: Ms. Tris and Emma Death.
Mr. Movie[]
The class comes in. Mr. Movie is on the phone, cussing at someone.
"SHUT THE **** UP YOU ***** YOU DON'T OWN ME YOU ***** GO EAT YOUR **** FROM YOUR *** CAUSE I'M COOL AND YOU'RE NOT YOU ******* LITTLE *****!" The other person hung up but Mr. Movie didn't know.
Kiera asked, "Aren't we supposed to turn our phones off in class?"
Mr. Movie thought that the call wasn't over yet. "SHUT UP YOU ***** YOU DON'T OWN ME THIS IS MY ******* BUSINESS **** YOU AND YOUR..... Oh sorry........... "-_- "
He put the phone away.
"Anyways, welcome to my class! My name is Mr. Movie. I'll be your teacher."
Syr asked, "What are we going to learn today?"
Just then Mr. Movie's phone rang.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC...."
"Wait up guys, another phone call Oh great it's from this ******* ***** again."
"Hello?"
.........
"SHUT UP YOU ******* ***** I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOUR OWN **** YOU *****! I'M TEACHING A ******* CLASS RIGHT NOW AND YOU, YOU ******* CALLED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY STUDY LESSON AND TALK ABOUT ALL THAT ****! GO AWAY AND DON'T CALL ME EVER YOU *****!" Mr. Movie hung up.
Fauna and Dallas were in their seats, getting ready for class.
"Ok, let's get ready for class. Take out your cards I put in front of you. Pick one. The orange or the pink one? 1, 2, 3 OPEN AND NO HESITATING!"
Everyone opened their cards.
Fauna opened the orange. Inside was a cookie.
Gerrit opened the pink. Slime poured out and hit his face.
Jennette opened pink. Slime XP
"Ok, now that you're finished either wiping the slime off of your faces or eating da cookeh, let's really start the school!"
He wrote on the blackboard "1+1=?" Mr. Movie said, "I bet you don't know this."
Fredora raised his hand. "3?"
Mr. Movie said, "INCORRECT! BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM ALL SMARTER THAN YOU!"
Just then Dallas rose her hand.
"YES?"
"1+1=2."
"Correct...... :( Now say this!". Mr. Movie wrote down on the board, "CAT". "I BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
Fredora said, "Apple."
"INCORRECT! BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM ALL SMARTER THAN YOU!" Mr. Movie smirked.
Dallas said, "CAT".
Mr. Movie frowned. "Brat.".
He then said, "EVERYONE HERE IS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T SOLVE 1+1!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM ALL SMARTER THAN YOU!"
Just then Ellexieve whacked Mr. Movie with a shoe.
Mr. Movie started getting dizzy and crazy. He said, "DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOTS, POLKA DOTS, POLKA DOTS, AFRO" before falling on the ground.
Silver stood up. "That's it folks!" he said.
NOTICES ON BOARD[]
- STUDENT COUNCIL SIGN UP! SIGN UP TODAY!
- Music Sing Up : Orchestra, Band, and Choir. SIGN UP!
- Teitan Newspaper- HIRING!!!!
- Survival Sign Up!
STUDENT COUNCIL VOTING[]
VOTE ONE FOR EACH POLL!!!!!!!!!!
{C}WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!
THE HISTORIAN IS..... RAILE ROUGE!!!!!!!!
THE TREASURER IS.... KEVIN POTTER!!!!!!
THE SECRETARY IS...... CRYSTAL GLOW!!!!
THE VICE PRESIDENT IS.....JENNETTE BIRCH!!!!!
AND THE PRESIDENT IS....(trumpets blare) NOELLE VIGINOUS!!!
Thank you for your consideration.
TIME FOR CHOIR, BAND, AND VIOLIN!!!!!!![]
Choir[]
The people walk in the class. Ms. Annie is there.
"Welcome!!!!!!!!!!! Let's start!!!!!! I'lll start with me singing!!!!!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
We're going on a mission, start the countdown
5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1
Everyone to Rocket, rev it up now
Rrrrrrrr!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins
Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
C'mon, let's go, Little Einsteins We need you!, Little Einsteins, yeah!
Get ready to go!!!!!! Yay!!!
Sing with me!!!!!!!!!!"
Glade said, "No thanks. Why can't we sing anything else?"
Ms. Annie screamed, "ALL THOSE OTHER THEME SONGS ARE SO LAST YEAR!!!!!! LET'S SING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! SING WITH ME!!!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
We're going on a mission, start the countdown
5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1
Everyone to Rocket, rev it up now
Rrrrrrrr!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
C'mon, let's go, Little Einsteins We need you!, Little Einsteins, yeah!
Get ready to go!!!!!! Yay!!!"
Fauna Shade said, "Please....Ms. Annie, be serious."
Ms. Annie yelled, "AGAIN!!!!!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
We're going on a mission, start the countdown
5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1
Everyone to Rocket, rev it up now
Rrrrrrrr!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
C'mon, let's go, Little Einsteins We need you!, Little Einsteins, yeah!
Get ready to go!!!!!! Yay!!!"
Armnia said, "You've sung that 3 times."
Ms. Annie said, "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
We're going on a mission, start the countdown
5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1
Everyone to Rocket, rev it up now
Rrrrrrrr!
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore
There's so much to find, Little Einsteins
C'mon, let's go, Little Einsteins We need you!, Little Einsteins, yeah!
Get ready to go!!!!!! Yay!!!"
Puhnk answered, "SHUT UP!! I LOVE PINK!!!"
Then she started singing a whole novel about pink.
Fauna interrupted with the song My Favorite Things.
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!!!!!!!!!"
Ms. Anneliese replies with,
"OK OK OK OK OK! TIME FOR CHOIR TO END! I'LL SING FOR YOU!
SO LONG! FAREWELL! AUFWEIRDERSHEN GOODBYE!"
Everyone rushed out of there.